Oh, talking about them horoscopes, huh? You know, I been reading ’em in the Chicago Times for a while now. Folks always wanna know what’s gonna happen to ’em, but I tell ya, them stars don’t always get it right. Still, I like to check ’em out. They say, every sign, it got something goin’ on, whether it’s good or bad, you gotta be ready.
Now, I know some of you are thinkin’, “Why bother readin’ them horoscopes?” Well, lemme tell ya, sometimes it’s nice to see if somethin’ big’s comin’ up. Might say, “Today’s a good day to take risks,” or “Better stay home and avoid trouble.” Now, don’t you be bettin’ all your money on it, but it sure gives you somethin’ to think about, don’t it?
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