Oh, you want to know about Chicago horoscope today? Well, let me tell ya, it’s all about what them stars say. You know, them stars up in the sky, they ain’t just for lookin’ pretty. Nope, they got somethin’ to tell us every day, and folks in Chicago, like everywhere else, want to know what them stars have in store for ’em.
Now, today’s horoscope, it’s all about takin’ it one step at a time. Some days you feel like you can conquer the world, right? But other days, well, it’s like tryin’ to plow a field with a broken plow. Today might be one of them days. But don’t get discouraged, ’cause that’s just how life goes. The moon, she’s squarin’ up with Chiron, they say. Now, I ain’t gonna get too deep in the details, but let’s just say it might make you feel like you got a bit of a thorn in your side.
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