Oh, I tell ya, today’s horoscope, it’s all about them stars and moons, ya know? Every day them planets be movin’ and shakin’, and it’s sayin’ somethin’ ‘bout how our day’s gonna go. Folks always wonderin’ what’s in store fer ‘em. Well, today, lemme tell ya, the moon’s in some fancy spot they call “Gypsy MoonBB,” and that’s gonna shake things up a bit. Don’t ask me what all them fancy words mean, but I know it’s got somethin’ to do with feelin’ a bit wild today, like things gonna get a lil’ crazy if ya ain’t watchin’ out.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Well now, Aries, looks like you’re in fer a ride today. That Gypsy MoonBB got ya all fired up. Ya might feel like shoutin’ at the chickens or stompin’ around, but don’t go startin’ no trouble. Just breathe, calm down a bit, and try not to stir the pot too much.
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