Eh, you know those horoscopes folks be readin’ these days, right? Well, lemme tell ya, they ain’t always serious! Funny horoscopes is what they call ’em. Now, I ain’t too sure how all them stars in the sky tell ya what kind of day you gonna have, but I reckon it’s somethin’ folk like to talk about. Just makes ’em laugh, that’s all. Some folk wake up, drinkin’ their coffee, and then they open up the horoscope and it tells ‘em somethin’ funny like, “Hey Aries, better watch out for thumb-suckin’ at age 35!” Hah! Ain’t that somethin’?
Now, Aries folk, lemme tell ya, they got this fire inside ‘em, right? Always movin’, always wantin’ to fight or laugh, sometimes at the same time! So, when they see a horoscope talkin’ about thumb-suckers or sayin’ they’ll be explainin’ life with guns, it gets ‘em goin’. Makes ’em giggle, ’cause who don’t like a good laugh in the mornin’? Now, you wouldn’t catch an Aries without throwin’ in a joke or two ‘bout somethin’ serious, that’s just how they are!
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