Ah, fortune cookies, them little folded-up cookies with a tiny paper inside, ya know? Every time I crack one open, it’s like hearin’ a friend givin’ me some advice. Now, what if ya could open one every day, huh? Or even get a little hint from the stars in there? That’s what they’re callin’ fortune cookie horoscopes these days. Just a quick message, a bit of wisdom, like them fortunes from back in the day, but now they mix it up with astrology, too.
So, let’s get this straight. When you crack open a fortune cookie horoscope, you’re not just gettin’ a plain ol’ piece of advice. Nope, they’ve got it all lined up with the stars and such. Like, maybe it’ll say somethin’ like, “Today’s the day to be brave!” or maybe, “A surprise is comin’ your way.” All depends on the stars, or so they say.
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