Well now, if ya wanna know about the Republican Party’s astrology chart, I reckon we gotta start by sayin’ it’s a bit of a mess these days. I mean, things ain’t what they used to be, that’s for sure. Folks say it’s all about the stars, planets, and all that, but let’s face it, the party’s split like a dry log in two. Now, it ain’t hard to see that things are changin’—big time. There’s somethin’ goin’ on with the stars that’s stirrin’ up all kinds of fuss.
First off, y’all should know that the Republican Party’s chart has Ceres at 0 degrees Sagittarius and Proserpina right there at 2 degrees Sagittarius. Now, don’t go askin’ me to tell ya exactly what that means ‘cause I’m no astrologer. But from what I understand, this tells us that the party’s foreign policy issues are all mixed up and pulled in different directions. It’s like tryin’ to herd cats—ain’t no easy task. One minute, they’re talkin’ tough on foreign affairs, and the next, they’re as confused as a hen in a foxhouse.
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