Ah, well, I reckon today’s horoscope gonna tell us a thing or two about how the stars are lining up...

Oh, I tell ya, this month, the stars are busy. Every month got somethin’ special, ain’t it? Let’s start with...

Well, now, folks, today’s horoscope on Yahoo, huh? You ever wondered what them stars are up to, trying to tell...

Oh, this Tibetan astrology report, let me tell you, it’s something special. You see, Tibetan astrology, it’s not like the...

You know, sometimes in life, we see numbers pop up here and there, and we don’t think much about it....

Ah, now, let me tell you somethin’ about this whole “free love tarot” thing. Folks always askin’ what’s goin’ on...

Eh, you see, in astrology, they say some folks, they got them planets sittin’ in the 12th house. Now, what...

You know, sometimes life gives you them heavy feelings, like a bag of stones sittin’ on your chest. That’s when...

Oh, this horoscope necklace, I tell you, it’s something special. You see, folks these days, they love wearing these little...

Ah, them horoscopes, I tell ya, people be lookin’ at ‘em like it’s some kinda magic. Now, I ain’t sayin’...